There's a Metric-ton of Easy Mac in my Soul

thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

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— 2 hours ago with 314183 notes

rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

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— 3 hours ago with 555528 notes

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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— 3 hours ago with 72311 notes
blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

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— 5 hours ago with 102120 notes

aladdinvevo:

i think im in like like with you

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— 5 hours ago with 106631 notes

speedwag:

i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people

(via finallycowboys)

— 11 hours ago with 103718 notes

mrnd-r:

landofrhymeandreason:

The Rosy Maple Moth is the prettiest moth ever.

(I do not own the rights to these photos, I just wanted to share this beautiful moth with tumblr.)

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— 11 hours ago with 121352 notes